Buzz·Posted on Aug 16, 2020Legit Just 18 Funny Tweets From This WeekendThe Annabelle memes...LOL.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe. 1. jon drake @DrakeGatsby If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table. 07:49 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ Remember how in Gilmore Girls, Lorelai was like “can I have 30k/year for Rory’s school,” and her mom was like “ok fine but you have to let us make you dinner once/week” and Lorelai was like “ugghhhhh mom you’re the worst” 10:11 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. kat @bbykaat egg thief!!!!!!!!! 01:22 AM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. blackbear @iamblackbear everyones talking about WAP & not about SAD (small ass dick) 06:58 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Abdi 🦅 @JrWave19 If you pronounce the D in “wildin” you the feds bro 10:46 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. D1 🇸🇱 @Michael_Kamara9 Avengers be like “We did it!.... We saved the city 👏🏾” 10:23 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Rosamel Fierro® @the_chaparrin Annabelle after she escaped 06:04 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Yes, it was rumored the real Annabelle doll escaped. It wound up being untrue, but there were still some hilarious memes about it. 8. Jeronimo Monterrubio @Jeronimomnt Anabelle starting her only fans now that shes a free womans 04:37 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Screw it. USPS fancam. 02:46 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sunday @fckitsasunday 04:00 AM - 16 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Struggle Tweets @Struggle_Tweet 07:14 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Corn 🌟 @snyyred takin her to starbucks cuz i forgot her name 12:24 AM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Dana Donnelly @danadonly where i thought i would be at 25: married, pregnant w my first child where i am at 25: smoking weed in the bathtub at 7:40 AM 02:41 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Vincent Martella @VinMan17 saturdays are for the boys 06:36 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. iCum in Piss. #BBNaija @themacketlady 14 days in the supermarket 2 days in my house https://t.co/GTk2tdsiFn 09:28 AM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jake difilippo @DifilippoJake People who pick the top hat in monopoly moan when they pee 03:13 AM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman when my friends who aren't on twitter send me viral tweets it's like omg that's so cute that you think I haven't seen this because you don't know that I'm on twitter every waking moment 😍 10:10 PM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ً @desktwink My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed 10:14 AM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Love reading tweets from the weekend? We've got plenty of those posts here!