OK, so you know the "Monster Mash"? It's a HALLOWEEN CLASSIC.
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Well, on Saturday, Twitter user @Lawrence_Miles realized something really, really shocking about the song.
Here's what he tweeted.
I mean, look at the lyrics — they're talking about a song (and technically a dance) called "The Monster Mash."
Which means we've never heard the actual "Monster Mash."
We've just been jammin' to a song ABOUT it. :(
Like me, people were shook:
@Lawrence_Miles
@Lawrence_Miles @Baznut