On Monday, a Reddit thread asked people, "What's your dirty little secret?" The answers people submitted were juicy, gross, and scandalous.
Here's what people said:
1."My roommate pisses on the toilet seat, so I wipe it off with his face towel, and put it back." —ShotgunToetag
2."On several occasions when the one and only bathroom was being used by my roommate I had to pee in the kitchen sink." —the_ballz3
3."Sometimes I go into the fridge when nobody’s looking and drink coffee cream from the carton." —CabinKaiser69
4."I housebroke my dogs by going into the backyard and peeing/pooping with them out there." —Shadow__Net
5."My family doesn't know that I paid for my Xbox One by selling smut online for lucrative gains; I told them I had some money from my birthday left over." —RollerKirbyDerby
7."I can't be sexually aroused when someone else is involved. On my own, hell yeah. The moment another person is involved I just can't perform." —swishywashy
8."There's been several times in my life where I ran out of toilet paper and used the cardboard tube to wipe; you just gotta make do sometimes." —loboloco812
9."I shit in the sink at the Dubai airport." —Furturtle420
10."I pick my nose while sitting on the toilet." —Varvatos_Vex
11."I like to pluck hairs from my butthole with my fingers. Sometimes I don't wash them after." —dailydonuts16
12."Whenever there's a visitor in our house I always check what's in their bag and its pockets, to see if they have good or bad intentions to us." —jerdddyyy
13."I stole some documents in the teacher's room, so that my friends wouldn't get thrown out of the school. I was quite the teacher's pet, and that's the only reason that made me want to be one." —Philosopher_KingXII
14."I am still in love with my ex and still friends with her; I love spending time with her but hate it at the same time." —skooman219
15."I record my farts. They uploaded to Google Play somehow so everyone heard it while playing music off my playlist." —Mantuba7
16."I have a tiny, tiny scat fetish and a major, major water sports fetish." — flippermode
17."First time I came was in a water jug. It's been years now and my family still uses that jug." —JOLU1
