Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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“I need to fix my sleep pattern” me at 4:50: https://t.co/7ta1JZ6dec
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ok some ppl are saying 24 is gen z, some say millennial. Either way I identify as an old woman with a hot body who acts like a teenager
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Why the fuck do y’all be bussin fireworks every night?????
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The only Karens that we claim
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y’all really actin like beer taste so good bitch PASS ME THE MF MANGO CLAW https://t.co/wYB7F4NdEK
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someone said this is spongebob logging onto twitter 😭😭😭
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she was anemic and i was her iron man
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I only fuck w girls that do the George Washington hair in the pool not the ones who sit and tan
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Lol
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me after smoking a blunt to ease my anxieties
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mf was winning... I had no choice
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If 2020 was a joint: https://t.co/2hfa1CJsR6
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All I’m fucking saying is that the world started going downhill when Shawn Mendes and Camila posted that kissing video
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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.