1. This student screw-up:
A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, โThanks, whatever, nbd.โ Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was โProfessor whats his nutsโ
2. This calendar invite:
I just blocked someone on Instagram and, using my email address, he sent me a calendar invite to suck his dick at 9:30 am on September 17th
3. This pissed-off pharmacist:
I don't think my pharmacist likes me
4. This tricky situation:
My cousin mad because he just found out his wife is on Tinder but he only saw her profile bc he was on Tinder being shiesty too... so now he can't bring it up and is just pissed internally everyday
5. This panorama fail:
My dad trying to take Panoramicโs of me. Iโm mad asf.
6. This dramatic weatherman:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence
7. This accidentally inappropriate school email:
i have some professional concerns about my official school email address
8. This hilarious Facebook post that someone's grandma shared:
9. This pigsty:
So i have this roommate Iโve been stuck on a lease with for a year & this is how she lives. She says I โover exaggerateโ when i tell her sheโs dirty n needs to clean. But honestly Itโs out of hand. Retweet if this Unacceptable, so i can be 100% SURE Iโm not โover exaggeratingโ. https://t.co/ulXGnPzZvf
10. This student's notes (or lack therof):
11. This exchange:
Bus driver comes upstairs and starts shouting at the kids and turns to one and goes โyour a right fucking idiot ainโt youโ and he replies โnot what your mom said last nightโ nice to see the classic still going strong today
12. This escape:
If you see this 6-eyed sand spider that is highly venomous, please let the Philadelphia insectarium know. The spider, along with 7,000 other creepy-crawlies, have gone missing. https://t.co/EECNYfsUom https://t.co/pPF15IPSG7
13. This mess:
Just when you think heโs dressed to impress, the boom .......๐๐๐๐
14. This unfortunate mixup:
Had a shocker๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
15. This Smurf:
Howโs college going? .....well my roommate is now a smurf ๐คทโโ๏ธ
16. And finally, this fail that became a win:
So my dad got a new credit card and they asked him if he wanted a picture on it so he thought it was gonna be a tiny picture of him like the previous card he had so he sent them a picture of him and then...๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ HE PLAYED HIMSELF BRUH! https://t.co/6tNoYdbrZL