Obviously, you know the king of reality TV and housewives — Andy Cohen.
Andy's no stranger to risqué topics, so we had him read some suuuuper thirsty tweets about himself...
...and the thirst was REALER than the Real Housewives.
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What's up with Andy Cohen's tennis outfit and why is my cock harder than it's ever been? JEWISH EYE CANDY.
Same RT @HoraceBraxton @Andy I wanna suck your dick I wanna sit on your face suck my hole dry, until I prolapses
@Andy I want Andy Cohen to slam me harder than Teresa slammed that table while calling me a prostitution whore
Did y'all see Andy Cohen's tongue hot damn I bet he eats good ass
@Andy Breed me