A while ago, @HashtagRoundup asked people to share what they did at work that caused them to be fired, using the hashtag #AndThenIWasFired.
#AndThenIWasFired is this week's HashTopiX hosted by @HashTopiX
Here are some more replies.
And even if some may be jokes, they're still super entertaining to read.
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I was the computer operator for a big company in the 1980's. For a couple months the ugliest plaid fleece coat imaginable was hanging on the coat rack. Finally, I was so fed up with it I took it home and threw it in our garbage. Found it was my bosses. #andtheniwasfired #yep 😂😂
2.
I cooked fish in the microwave #AndThenIWasFired
3.
1997 [arriving at work] My boss: Tim, is that whiskey on your breath? Me: What? No. MB: I smell whiskey on you Me: It's vodka, you uncultured swine #AndThenIWasFired
4.
At target a customer left behind their $5 gift card, so I used it to purchase chicken nuggets during my lunch #andtheniwasfired
5.
I was told I could bring in additional office supplies from home, so I brought in a pillow and blanket... #AndThenIWasFired
6.
My dumbass once took 14 days off to see Phish and completely forgot. I saw my schedule and thought they were "firing me" passive aggressively. I texted my boss and "quit" then she replied "You took these two weeks off for Phish..."#AndThenIWasFired
(Phish is a rock band.)
7.
When your wax your bosses drink...#AndThenIWasFired
8.
I was on vacation with a family I nannied for. The kid wanted to play with me instead of his mom... #AndThenIWasFired
9.
Jumped up on the counter and had a super hot makeout sesh with my BF during an extremely dead night shift at the Holiday gas station. The next day, whaddya know, the district manager came in to review the security tapes, #AndThenIWasFired
10.
I very calmly and politely told an annoying co-worker to please shut the f' up so I could do my job #AndThenIWasFired
11.
I wrapped my bosses office in tin foil. #AndthenIwasFired
12.
I told my boss that I needed an emotional support animal to calm my nerves down. This was my support animal... #AndThenIWasFired #dexterstallworth.com
13.
They saw my Twitter account #AndThenIWasFired
14.
I brought my Komodo dragon to work on bring your dog to work day #AndThenIWasFired
15.
I rolled my eyes at the boss #AndThenIWasFired
16.
"I told my boss that he has the IQ of a loaf of bread..." #AndThenIWasFired
17.
I don't do overtime especially on my birthday #AndThenIWasFired 😿
18.
I fell asleep during the meeting #AndThenIWasFired