1. This hilarious first pitch happened:
Cup check.
2. This dog hangout happened:
3. And this accidental cat ensemble happened:
4. A dog reunited with his owner after Judge Judy set the dog free and had him pick the real owner:
5. This guy perfectly fulfilled his big brother protective duties:
Sisters first date so I had to regulate and do my brotherly duties.
6. Taylor Swift wiped out her social media, which means a new album is coming!
All of Taylor's social media accounts and her website are currently blacked out 👀
7. A Cheetos pop-up restaurant opened:
8. This squirrel stole a shitload of toilet paper for their nest:
This squirrel went nutty for outhouse toilet paper in Nordegg, "pulling and pulling and pulling." MORE:… https://t.co/8z8fovYCHN
9. It was announced that Bonnie Tyler is going to sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" during the eclipse:
10. The Cookie Monster participated in the Share the Laughter challenge:
Me challenge @jimmyfallon, @WhoopiGoldberg, @TheRock, & @mindykaling! (Me hope jokes are about coooookies!)… https://t.co/jGobH8QoRO
11. This fan had an incredible experience meeting Lady Gaga:
Read this beautiful backstage experience at the #JoanneWorldTour Sacramento and watch Lady Gaga talk about it here:… https://t.co/9Jop57tlhI
12. This woman whose wedding ring was missing for 13 years finally found it — wrapped around a misshapen carrot.
'I still can't figure it out:' Canadian woman, 84, finds lost wedding ring around a misshapen carrot. https://t.co/APLlm41Xoz #odd
13. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, aka Jack and Rose, hung out:
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are clearly actually Jack and Rose in a parallel universe https://t.co/6G834Lz9aA
14. This dog went shopping:
I'm still shook
15. And Nicolas Cage was Nicolas Cage AF this week:
