1. This guy channeled Carly Rae Jepsen:
Last night I drunkenly ordered pizza for Hank and I and now the pizza delivery guy is trynna text me what on earth😂😂
2. This driver got hungry:
3. This driver was not here for someone forgetting to order ranch:
4. This driver texted Billy Eichner bible passages:
Last night my @Postmates delivery guy dropped off my food and then texted me bible passages. No thanks!
5. This driver forgot to take caps lock off:
6. This driver took shots with the customer:
I drunk texted my pizza delivery guy last night, I think we're in love now
7. This driver is the king of bitmojis:
8. This driver adorably wrote "Nom nom nom."
My Postmates driver muster texted me Nom Nom Nom. Should I be concerned?
9. This driver plugged his mixtape:
my postmates delivery guy texted me the link to his mixtape
10. This driver seemed to accidentally copy and paste a shitload of hashtags:
My @Postmates has taken an hour and a half so far. So I just texted go see where she was. How does this happen to me?
11. And this person sent a shitload of texts:
The Seamless guy arrived with my food while I was in a call and rapid fire texted me 17 times before I could answer
12. This driver had an iconic "I'm here" line:
My @Seamless delivery man just texted me "I am the one who knocks." Do I let him in or continue to sit shirtless on my couch? #BreakingBad
13. And this person texted this (like????):
Bruh wtf my favor driver delivered me Panda Express an hour ago and then texted me this
14. Lastly, this driver had this bonkers one-liner:
