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These two friends, who both tried to get into Black Panther for the price of one:
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This guy, who just wanted to enjoy a cigarette — under the subway:
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This girl, who set up the most IDGAF decoration:
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And this girl, who issued a really savage burn:
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This student, who didn't even bother to hide her bottle:
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This anonymous student, who created a fake email account so they could impersonate the professor and cancel the exam:
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This girl, who used her Chuck E. Cheese job to scare kids:
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This grandma, who gave no fucks about taping Harry Potter over the pope's funeral:
9.
And this eight-year-old student submitted an iconic journal entry at school:
10.
This dad, who was in Hawaii during the false alarm missile threat alert and gave literally no fucks:
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This guy, who used his KFC bucket to get more soda:
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And this professor, who couldn't care less about his student taking an exam:
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This ex, who gives no fucks about their ex going to jail:
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And last but not least, when the author of The Outsiders responded to a reader like this: