1. These two friends, who both tried to get into Black Panther for the price of one:
2. This guy, who just wanted to enjoy a cigarette — under the subway:
Been living in NYC way too long. Saw a guy on the tracks this AM, with the B train speeding ahead. Tried to pull hi… https://t.co/gh32RThOmm
3. This girl, who set up the most IDGAF decoration:
4. And this girl, who issued a really savage burn:
5. This student, who didn't even bother to hide her bottle:
6. This anonymous student, who created a fake email account so they could impersonate the professor and cancel the exam:
7. This girl, who used her Chuck E. Cheese job to scare kids:
Why haven't I been fired yet lmao I love scaring kids
8. This grandma, who gave no fucks about taping Harry Potter over the pope's funeral:
9. And this eight-year-old student submitted an iconic journal entry at school:
I am crying at this little boys journal entry 😭😭😭😭😭
10. This dad, who was in Hawaii during the false alarm missile threat alert and gave literally no fucks:
My dad is in Hawaii for travel...
11. This guy, who used his KFC bucket to get more soda:
12. And this professor, who couldn't care less about his student taking an exam:
13. This ex, who gives no fucks about their ex going to jail:
You know what..... my ex should've kept me blocked
14. And last but not least, when the author of The Outsiders responded to a reader like this:
