1. This weird thief:
Today in office fridge war crimes, someone on my floor has reported that someone stole their pickle......juice. Not the pickles. Just the juice. And put the dry pickles back in the fridge.
2. This kiss-blower:
Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss
3. Both of these coworkers:
4. This prankster:
5. And this one, too:
6. The owner of this mug:
7. The person who thought this joke was a good idea:
8. The person who took up this space for two weeks:
9. This wedding dress wearer:
10. And this flosser:
11. This sniffer:
Office etiquette question: person beside me has been sniffing constantly for an hour. Do I offer a tissue? Or just seethe until home time?
12. This hungry bathroom-goer:
There's a guy eating in the office bathroom, which is cool because I didn't need to eat today or any day for the rest of my life.
13. This conversationalist:
There is no greater hell in this world than when a coworker recognizes your shoes under the bathroom stall & strikes up a conversation.
14. And lastly, ALL of these people:
The fridge at my office has become one of Dante’s Circles of Hell.