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First up, get a lot of stuff you'll never use and surround yourself with it.
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Make sure it LOOKS like you're doing a lot of cool DJ stuff though.
4.
Fashion for a nu metal DJ is important.
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It should be instantly clear by your appearance that you're a piece of shit.
6.
Looking great! I hate you.
7.
In band photos always try to look like someone just ruined the end of 'The Hunger Games' for you.
8.
"...But--but I loved Prim!"
9.
"Dude, you knew I was Team Gale."
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You'll have plenty of time to mess around with funky hairstyles while you're not doing anything important musically.
12.
Oh wow, you look like a Slim Jim guy!
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And lastly, above all else, have fun with it!
