So You Wanna Be The DJ For A Nu Metal Band
Every good nu metal band needs a DJ to randomly scratch a record for no reason during the verses of their songs.
First up, get a lot of stuff you'll never use and surround yourself with it.
Make sure it LOOKS like you're doing a lot of cool DJ stuff though.
Fashion for a nu metal DJ is important.
It should be instantly clear by your appearance that you're a piece of shit.
Looking great! I hate you.
In band photos always try to look like someone just ruined the end of 'The Hunger Games' for you.
"...But--but I loved Prim!"
"Dude, you knew I was Team Gale."
You'll have plenty of time to mess around with funky hairstyles while you're not doing anything important musically.
Oh wow, you look like a Slim Jim guy!
And lastly, above all else, have fun with it!
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