Response to 21 Reasons Why Being A Redhead Is Awesome:
I believe William Shakespeare’s genius was responsible for William Shakespeare’s popularity. Elizabeth did do some other great stuff, if you read past the first paragraph of her Wikipedia article.
Response to RIP, Ben Affleck’s Beard:
I thought Ben Affleck’s beard was Jennifer Garner.
The soccer one would be too easy. What’s going to happen next? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Before you get all flamey, I kid, I kid.
Response to 22 Things You’re Doing Wrong:
Why would you ever peel a potato?
Response to The NFL’s Saddest Team, In GIFs:
That’s it in a nutshell. Add in the fact that ESPN just aired an entire documentary about the Browns being ripped from Cleveland and then winning a Super Bowl in Baltimore (in addition to their usual schedule of humiliating Cleveland programming) and it’s been a lead gauntlet punch to the giblets year to be from Cleveland.