Cardi B Just Launched A Whole Line Of Spiked Whipped Creams — Here's My Review With The Best (And Worst) Flavors

Everyone's talking about it, and now I can definitely see why.

2021 had some genuinely unexpected twists. Shawn and Camila broke up. Kim K and Pete Davidson started dating. Even Britney's conservatorship was officially terminated! But let's be real: of all the unforeseeable events we've witnessed this past year, Cardi B releasing a vodka-infused whipped cream (that's shelf-stable and 100% dairy-free) was NOT on my 2021 bingo card.

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Between hosting this year's AMAs and being, ya know, a literal mom, somehow Cardi found time to partner with Starco Brands for the release of Whipshots — a "vodka-infused whipped cream that adds a playful shot of sophistication to any drink, dessert, or party."

Whipshots are currently available in three flavors: vanilla, caramel, and mocha. And each contains (drum roll, please), a whopping 10% alcohol.

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According to the product's website, each flavor is "infused with ultra-premium distilled vodka," so let's do some quick math. If regular vodka contains 40% alcohol and Whipshots contain 10% alcohol...that means a whopping quarter of them is pure vodka. 🙃

Naturally, the moment I got my hands on these bottles o' boozy goodness, I had to put 'em to the test. How exactly did I review Cardi's Whipshots at 10 a.m. on a literal work day? Well, I tasted each flavor solo, compared 'em to regular canned whipped cream...then made breakfast out of them. Fitting, right? (Please excuse any booze-induced typos.)

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TEST #1: Trying Whipshots Solo

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Right off the bat, it's pretty obvious that Whipshots aren't your average can of Reddi Wip. The packaging feels admittedly luxe, and the subtle ombré of the three flavors?! I mean, from a branding perspective, I'm sold. As the can notes, it's also dairy-free and does not require refrigeration. I am still equal parts confused and very, very impressed.

The directions suggest that you "turn [the can] upside down and shake side to side for 30 seconds" before spraying, which made me think...have I been doing canned whipped cream wrong all my life? Regardless, I did as I was instructed to do and tried each flavor, one at a time.

Out of the three distinct flavors, mocha was the clear winner.

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It sprays like whipped cream! It looks like whipped cream! It tastes...STRONG AF. Let me be totally clear, though: it's a good kind of strong. They really didn't skimp out on the booziness when they figured out the Whipshots formula, but they also didn't go totally overboard, either. Which, as a whipped cream and vodka-lover, I appreciate. Like the cans, the "cream" itself (again, did I mention it's dairy-free?) gets darker in hue as you move from vanilla to mocha.

Ranking the flavors themselves was super easy: mocha was my clear winner, followed by vanilla, with caramel (sadly) in last place.

A few other notes:

• I found the chocolaty notes of the mocha to pair beautifully with the bite of the vodka, and it honestly tasted like...well, chocolate. Not chocolate flavoring.

• The vanilla was also pretty tasty, but the bite of the vodka came through a lot more than it did in the mocha.

• It's not that I disliked caramel...I just found the artificial caramel flavor to be the most "chemical-y" of the three. While I wasn't left with any sort of weird, artificial flavoring aftertaste, I definitely thought "ah, yep, this isn't real caramel."

TEST #2: Whipshots vs. Canned Whipped Cream

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I decided to compare Cardi's version to Reddi Wip — the OG of canned whipped creams. Based on appearance alone, I was kind of shocked. Visually, Cardi's vanilla version and Reddi Wip look basically identical.

When it comes to taste and texture, however, Cardi's isn't just Reddi Wip with a hint of vodka. In a likely effort to mask some of the sharpness of the booze, Whipshots are suuuuuuuper sweet, and have a slightly sticky, almost marshmallow-like consistency. It's not off-putting — just not what I've come to expect from a good ol' can of Reddi-wip. If you, like me, would normally douse your desserts (or hot cocoa) in whipped cream, you might want to be a bit more conservative than you'd think if you're getting festive with Cardi's.

TEST #3: Whipshots As A Topping

According to the brand itself, the whipped cream "can be enjoyed on cocktails, desserts, lovers, or solo as a shot." Well, again, it's 10 a.m. for me, so the only way I could possibly justify filling my body with alcohol-infused whipped cream at the very start of my work day was via breakfast. A breakfast of champions, really.

For my first course, I used the mocha flavor to top my morning coffee...and it slapped.

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Will I drink my coffee like this every morning? NO. But for a weekend pick-me-up or entertaining some friends with a low-key brunch, this was fun, and far more delicious than I thought it would be.

One small caveat here: unlike regular canned whipped cream (which tends to just float on top of your hot cocoa or warm beverage of choice), I found that Whipshots melted very quickly. As evidenced by the above photo, there was a bit of an overflow situation to deal with, but it was delicious nonetheless. As it continued to melt into my coffee, it turned into a cappuccino-like foam...but, with booze. It was awesome.

To polish off my boozy cup of joe, I made straight-up waffles and topped them maple syrup, blueberries...and an excessive swirl of the caramel flavor. "Excessive" is the keyword here.

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When it came time to garnish my sugar-bomb waffle, I somehow still couldn't grasp the concept that a little bit of the product goes a long way...and I feel confident that my sugar crash while be occurring any second now. Truth be told, I scraped about half the caramel cream off, and then it was pretty damn good.

These waffles genuinely brought a whole new meaning to "boozy brunch," and I think restaurants should legitimately start doing this. The sharpness of the Whipshots gets masked just enough by the waffle — not so much that you think you're eating regular whipped cream, but not so little that you're eating a vodka waffle — and TBH, I will absolutely be making these again. This was a 10/10 food experience, and folks, the post-waffle buzz was real.

Overall, I'd give Cardi B's Whipshots a (very solid) 8/10. The only reason I knocked off a couple of points? I do wish all the flavors were equally delicious, and I also think they could be a touch less sweet — especially if they're meant as a topping for already-sweet cocktails. I mean, if I drank one of the cocktails below 👇 as shown, I think my body would go into literal shock.

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If you'd like to get your hands on some of Cardi B's Whipshots, sign up to be notified when the next daily batch is released online. They're currently available in three sizes: $5.99 for 50mL, $13.99 for 200mL, and $19.99 for 375mL. Cardi is releasing 500 cans each day in December (before they're officially available in stores nationwide in early 2022), so hop to it!

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