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This list is a disgrace and these opinions aren’t even worthy of sharing. There’s no faster way to announce yourself as a big dullard than using the B word (rhymes with snoring) to criticize something. Seriously, if this is the state of modern film fandom, I welcome the coming apocalypse.… Read More

Us! Jordan Peele is already Shyamalan-ing himself.

What a lazy and and insight-free list. Also, there nothing “problematic” about Hunchback, unless you have an issue with a mature work that explores religious hypocrisy, racism and scapegoating in a manner aimed at children. It’s literally the most “woke” movie in Disney’s canon.… Read More

Elsa Lanchester’s 8-ish minutes onscreen as the Bride Of Frankenstein are probably some of the most iconic in all film. As a lifelong devotee of horror and monsters, she represents all that’s ghastly yet beautiful in the genre I love.

Moby Dick. It’s almost impossible to put into words, but every facet of the human experience is contained within its pages. Whenever I’m feeling down or lost, I’ll return to it to feel inspired and hopeful again.

In college we were the fucked up family from Yorgos Lanthimos' 2009 film Dogtooth. It almost goes without saying, people were confused.

It's one of King's less appreciated works, but no book has scared me like Pet Semetary. Not only does it contain a very realistic depiction of the grief of losing a child, but it explores death head-on in a way that left me feeling shaken and wrung out. Pet Sematary is infamous for… Read More

At some point in middle school a friend gave me one of those squiggle pens with a little motor in the top for my birthday. One day I was bored and for some reason thought the pen's vibration might feel nice against my private parts. I was right and remember spending hours in my papasan… Read More

Lol at all these people whining that their favorites were ranked too low. Come on, the guy did his best to give us a thought out and objective ranking. It's hard to argue with the points he makes!

What a joke. Melrose was the best model the show ever produced regardless of her shitty personality.