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Which Doctor Are You?
You are a mysterious and cantankerous old wizard with two massive secrets: 1) You're not as frail as you appear, and 2) you care very deeply for your companions. Oh, and you're an immortal Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. Okay, you have three massive secrets.
What a singular gentleman you are. Impish and mercurial, you have a habit of freaking out a bit when things go wrong, but your excellent hair and heroic nature more than make up for this. Also you do a good line in funny hats.
You, Doctor, are a sight for sore eyes! You are suave, with an enormous amount of curiosity, a scientific mind, a passion for languages, and (presumably) a wardrobe full of velvet jackets. Also, your hair is glorious.
You are an unforgettable incarnation of the last of the Timelords. Charismatic, eccentric, brooding and cavalier, you confuse and captivate your companions in equal measure. Your smile is disturbing, but your penchant for Jelly Babies is in the best possible taste. And that scarf! Amazing.
You are the first of the dishy, floppy-haired versions of The Doctor. Sensitive, gentlemanly and egalitarian, you always try and find a peaceful solution to a crisis. You have an excellent sense of smell, a constant stick of celery, and you're always ready for a spot of cricket.
You are a cat-loving narcissist with a formidable vocabulary and a soft spot for hopeless cases. Your mood can change at the drop of a hat and you don't stand for any nonsense, and you're the first Doctor to engineer the TARDIS so that its appearance changes as often as your demeanour.
You try to convince the world that you're a harmless buffoon - and mostly you succeed - but the truth is that you're a lot more calculating than that. You're playing a longer game, and you only trust this truth to a select few. And even they don't know the whole story. But you're definitely still a good guy. Aren't you?
You are the SEXY Doctor! Unlike all your other incarnations, you actually had a romantic relationship - with an American woman, of all things. You also do a good line in Byronic curls and Edwardian sophistication. And, although, you've experienced so much trauma that it's given you amnesia, at least you have some serious pickpocketing skills.
You are the Doctor who came in out of the cold. Stripped-down and straightforward, you approach life with equal amounts of optimism and realism. Intense but good-humoured, you apply your genius and heroism to every adventure. And, as you rightly point out, lots of planets have a North.
Oh yes! You are a cheeky Doctor, with bags of enthusiasm, a nose for an adventure and a great fondness for the human race. You're chatty and a bit erratic, but injustice will bring out the steely side of you. Also, along with your companion Rose Tyler, broke our hearts so completely.
You are a bouncy, child-like Doctor with lots of social quirks and an inexplicable passion for fezes. But when left alone you tend to plunge into self-criticism, so it's lucky that you have a strong social network to help keep your pecker up.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE LIKE - including, it would appear, you. But we expect great things. Even if so far you are totally unable to drive a TARDIS.