11 Last Minute Aussie Halloween Costumes Anyone Can Pull Off

Why not come as ~sexy smashed avocado~.

1. Smashed Avo

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– A cardboard avocado.

– Two bottles of red wine.

MAKE IT SEXY: Bring your partner dressed as Bernard Salt.

2. The Rainbow Agenda

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Lots of rainbows.

– A baby to indoctrinate.

– An actual rainbow agenda.

MAKE IT SEXY: By having sex with someone of the same gender.

3. Bleached coral

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Lots of white.

– Some dead Nemos.

MAKE IT SEXY: Three words: slutty bleached coral.

4. The Budgie 9

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Malaysian flag speedos.

– A business jacket for your court appearance.

MAKE IT SEXY: Lose the jacket.

5. Julie Bishop Wearing Business Shorts

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– A pair of business shorts.

– A sassy scarf/jacket combo.

– Kitten heels.

MAKE IT SEXY: No need, it already is.

6. Mediscare

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Giant Medicare card.

– Spooky mask.

– A phone.

MAKE IT SEXY: Send a sext to every voter in the country.

7. Fake Tradie

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– High-viz gear.

– Unnecessary jewellery, a mug, and a hard hat.

MAKE IT SEXY: Swap your work pants for work chaps.

8. Bill Shorten With His Favourite Lettuce

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Two heads of iceberg lettuce.

– Red tie and a blue suit.

– Cheesy dad grin.

MAKE IT SEXY: Talk about Labor's 100 Positive Policies.

9. Richard Di Natale's GQ Shoot

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Loafers, suit, glasses, chair.

MAKE IT SEXY: Wear socks.

10. Pauline Hanson With a Halal Snack Pack

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Red wig.

– Australian flags.

– Halal Snack Pack.

MAKE IT SEXY: Swap the flag cape for a flag bikini.

11. Wyatt Roy In Iraq

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WHAT YOU NEED:

- Military helmet.

- Fake gun.

- Sunglasses.

MAKE IT SEXY: Make an illegal incursion into Syria.