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11 Last Minute Aussie Halloween Costumes Anyone Can Pull Off

Why not come as ~sexy smashed avocado~.

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1. Smashed Avo

WHAT YOU NEED: – A cardboard avocado.– Two bottles of red wine.MAKE IT SEXY: Bring your partner dressed as Bernard Salt.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– A cardboard avocado.

– Two bottles of red wine.

MAKE IT SEXY: Bring your partner dressed as Bernard Salt.

2. The Rainbow Agenda

WHAT YOU NEED: – Lots of rainbows.– A baby to indoctrinate.– An actual rainbow agenda.MAKE IT SEXY: By having sex with someone of the same gender.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Lots of rainbows.

– A baby to indoctrinate.

– An actual rainbow agenda.

MAKE IT SEXY: By having sex with someone of the same gender.

3. Bleached coral

WHAT YOU NEED: – Lots of white.– Some dead Nemos.MAKE IT SEXY: Three words: slutty bleached coral.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Lots of white.

– Some dead Nemos.

MAKE IT SEXY: Three words: slutty bleached coral.

4. The Budgie 9

WHAT YOU NEED: – Malaysian flag speedos.– A business jacket for your court appearance.MAKE IT SEXY: Lose the jacket.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Malaysian flag speedos.

– A business jacket for your court appearance.

MAKE IT SEXY: Lose the jacket.

5. Julie Bishop Wearing Business Shorts

WHAT YOU NEED: – A pair of business shorts.– A sassy scarf/jacket combo.– Kitten heels. MAKE IT SEXY: No need, it already is.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– A pair of business shorts.

– A sassy scarf/jacket combo.

– Kitten heels.

MAKE IT SEXY: No need, it already is.

6. Mediscare

WHAT YOU NEED: – Giant Medicare card.– Spooky mask.– A phone.MAKE IT SEXY: Send a sext to every voter in the country.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Giant Medicare card.

– Spooky mask.

– A phone.

MAKE IT SEXY: Send a sext to every voter in the country.

7. Fake Tradie

WHAT YOU NEED: – High-viz gear.– Unnecessary jewellery, a mug, and a hard hat.MAKE IT SEXY: Swap your work pants for work chaps.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– High-viz gear.

– Unnecessary jewellery, a mug, and a hard hat.

MAKE IT SEXY: Swap your work pants for work chaps.

8. Bill Shorten With His Favourite Lettuce

WHAT YOU NEED: – Two heads of iceberg lettuce. – Red tie and a blue suit. – Cheesy dad grin. MAKE IT SEXY: Talk about Labor's 100 Positive Policies.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Two heads of iceberg lettuce.

– Red tie and a blue suit.

– Cheesy dad grin.

MAKE IT SEXY: Talk about Labor's 100 Positive Policies.

9. Richard Di Natale's GQ Shoot

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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Loafers, suit, glasses, chair.

MAKE IT SEXY: Wear socks.

10. Pauline Hanson With a Halal Snack Pack

WHAT YOU NEED: – Red wig. – Australian flags.– Halal Snack Pack.MAKE IT SEXY: Swap the flag cape for a flag bikini.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

– Red wig.

– Australian flags.

– Halal Snack Pack.

MAKE IT SEXY: Swap the flag cape for a flag bikini.

11. Wyatt Roy In Iraq

WHAT YOU NEED: - Military helmet.- Fake gun.- Sunglasses.MAKE IT SEXY: Make an illegal incursion into Syria.
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WHAT YOU NEED:

- Military helmet.

- Fake gun.

- Sunglasses.

MAKE IT SEXY: Make an illegal incursion into Syria.