Buzz·Posted on 18 Dec 201533 Horrific Middle-Class Problems From 2015"Too self-conscious to pay for Starbucks with the Apple Watch" and other tales. Via @middleclassprob.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Nicholas Flannery @Nick_Flannery OH MY GOD!!! No extra virgin olive oil & I have focaccia in the oven! 08:31 PM - 29 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Erks @ErikaHrrngtn tonight, for the first time in my life, i experienced my wallet being too small to fit my money 06:43 AM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jake Gordon @jakegordonmusic In other news, last night I had a nightmare that my homemade pesto had started to go off, and now I'm wondering what to make of my life 12:07 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kevin Pietersen @KP24 I suggest you tell Platinum, First Class fliers that they not allowed in your lounges with flip flops before they fly, @Qantas! Muppets! 😡 05:21 AM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matt Navarra @MattNavarra First world problems outside Waitrose this morning 09:38 AM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Leah Hyslop @LeahHyslop Why do no supermarket stock goose breasts. Grrrrrrrrrr 11:09 AM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. The Dark Knee Rises @CityJohn Biggest letdown of the night: Waitrose Essentials Quinoa turns out not to exist. Yet. 10:04 PM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Greg Whitton Photo @Mountainman76 That was quite possibly the most frustrating day of photography ever. Was not loving Tuscany one little bit. 10:10 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jason Gastrich @jasonagastrich I just recorded the sun setting and at the end some dumb boat blocked the entire beach from seeing it and the sun set over the boat. 04:20 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Eric Sipple @saalon I need an emoji for having to clean the house before my cleaner shows up to clean my house. 12:02 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. tom wellman @pauliewalnuts2 Fucking hell 09:01 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Janet Munro @janet_munro Very disappointed to learn that free tea with my new shining @waitrose card did not include chamomile 01:58 PM - 30 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tim Brown @sockformation Big design fault in Crouch End Waitrose is that you can't see all of the self service checkouts because of pillars in the way #architecture 03:18 PM - 08 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Seen It, Heard It @seenitheardit1 The hollandaise sauce on my eggs royale was too bland. 05:06 PM - 31 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Florrie @FlorrieKamstra My cleaner keeps on tagging me in posts on Facebook and it's getting embarrassing 01:36 PM - 19 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. riva @rivajapaul Dropped my phone in a bowl of quinoa and it's all stuck in the charging hole, day off 2 a good start 09:33 AM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. David McCarthy @davidmc_ Disastrous Sunday morning. This offensive @waitrose Surbiton parbaked baguette almost ruined our huevos rancheros. 10:10 AM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. janine fagan @janinefagan Interesting conversation on the train trying to explain to our au pair on the phone which vegetable in our cupboard is the butternut squash 01:19 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. danielle @dddanielle_c Left home half an hour ago and already deeply missing my mums Nespresso machine☕️ 03:28 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Anakin @ChandIerCL My mom went to the store and didnt get sushi because she thought I didnt like it. I'm honestly about to kill myself 01:08 AM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Breah Dean @breecheese218 QUINOA PASTA IS A LIE!!! There are MORE carbs in it than in whole wheat pasta and LESS protein. This is the worst betrayal of my life. 😭💔 12:53 AM - 03 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Lucy Brooke @lucybrooke5 @middleclassprob Poor Alex James. Don't you just hate it when that happens? 09:33 PM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Michele @EmVeeGreen Worst cleaning nightmare: toddler spilled an entire open container of dry quinoa, then played in it, then walked around the house 09:52 PM - 03 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Green+Aquamarine @EleanorMayC No! Just realise that I forgot to buy hummus. What am I supposed to dip my lentil crisps in? 😱 04:52 PM - 18 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sol Campbell @SolManOfficial @British_Airways - we're paying all this money to fly to LA and still no wifi on the plane?! It's 2015, unbelievable! 03:24 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Letty @coletteyloves Haven't had a good avocado in weeks 😔 01:20 PM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Paul Bowsher @boffbowsh Too self-conscious to pay for Starbucks with the Apple Watch 06:44 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Lauren @laurenahluwalia No feta in today's feta & lemon quinoa salad from @waitrose 11:51 AM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Monty Don @TheMontyDon Bugger. Aga has gone out. No hot food or water till tomorrow. 06:17 PM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Tim Brown @sockformation I've hurt my wrist from too much croquet 04:45 PM - 03 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Jade Natalie @RealJadeNatalie Awkward moment when the TV in your jacuzzi doesn't work and you have to consult this guy! Dunno who's blushing more!😂 09:32 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Anna Mikhailova @AnnaMikha Email from Waitrose: "Unfortunately we have had to remove bespoke quails eggs from our Pick Your Own Offers" 11:40 AM - 19 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Kit Lovelace @kitlovelace As much as I love living in London, I sometimes wonder if I'd be better off in a place that doesn't have such easy access to halloumi... 04:52 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite These tweets were curated by Benjamin Lee, author of Middle Class Problems: Problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones (Square Peg), with illustrations by Matt Blease.