This Little Girl's Putdown To Sassy Siri Is Perfect
No, you're the one with no friends, Siri.
Have a listen.
In case you missed it, Siri's reply is always:
Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends.
How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense.
And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.