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What's The Right Way To Eat These Classic British Snacks?

Let's be honest, there's only one way to eat a Jaffa Cake.

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  1. 1. Hula Hoops

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    Put a Hula Hoop on each of your fingers, then slide them off into your mouth one by one, making an annoying "pop" sound.
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    Put a Hula Hoop on each of your fingers then bite them off while they are on your fingers because it's beautiful, beautiful agony.
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    Eat them like regular crisps.
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    Some other wonderful way the world doesn't yet know about.
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1. Hula Hoops
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    Put a Hula Hoop on each of your fingers, then slide them off into your mouth one by one, making an annoying "pop" sound.
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    Put a Hula Hoop on each of your fingers then bite them off while they are on your fingers because it's beautiful, beautiful agony.
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    Eat them like regular crisps.
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    Some other wonderful way the world doesn't yet know about.
  1. 2. Custard creams/Bourbon biscuits

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    Dunk it in tea, DUH.
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    Split in two, use your tongue to furiously lick the cream off, then eat the plain biscuits.
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    Eat all together, in perfect little crunchy, creamy bites.
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    Some other deplorable way that totally disrespects biscuit etiquette.
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2. Custard creams/Bourbon biscuits
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    Dunk it in tea, DUH.
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    Split in two, use your tongue to furiously lick the cream off, then eat the plain biscuits.
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    Eat all together, in perfect little crunchy, creamy bites.
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    Some other deplorable way that totally disrespects biscuit etiquette.
  1. 3. Jaffa Cakes

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    Nibble off the edges, peel off the sponge, suck the chocolate off the orange, eat it, and then eat the sponge last.
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    Nibble off the edges, peel off the sponge, eat it, and then suck the chocolate off the orange and eat it last.
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    Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse.
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    Some other totally fucked up way that everyone judges you for.
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3. Jaffa Cakes
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    Nibble off the edges, peel off the sponge, suck the chocolate off the orange, eat it, and then eat the sponge last.
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    Nibble off the edges, peel off the sponge, eat it, and then suck the chocolate off the orange and eat it last.
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    Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse.
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    Some other totally fucked up way that everyone judges you for.
  1. 4. Chocolate teacake

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    Consume in a few bites, getting yourself a nice little marshmallow mustache in the process.
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    Bite into it, scoop out the remaining marshmallow with your fingers, eat the chocolate shell and then the biscuit base last.
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    Peel off the chocolate and eat it, then eat the marshmallow off the biscuit base.
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    Some other strange way that normally results in marshmallow on your nose.
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4. Chocolate teacake
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    Consume in a few bites, getting yourself a nice little marshmallow mustache in the process.
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    Bite into it, scoop out the remaining marshmallow with your fingers, eat the chocolate shell and then the biscuit base last.
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    Peel off the chocolate and eat it, then eat the marshmallow off the biscuit base.
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    Some other strange way that normally results in marshmallow on your nose.
  1. 5. Party rings

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    Suck off all the sugar coating, then eat the biscuit.
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    Take bites, sucking the sugar off each one in your mouth.
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    Take bites and chew, no sucking whatsoever.
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    Some other way you invented was a kid because you were a rebel who couldn't be tamed.
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5. Party rings
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    Suck off all the sugar coating, then eat the biscuit.
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    Take bites, sucking the sugar off each one in your mouth.
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    Take bites and chew, no sucking whatsoever.
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    Some other way you invented was a kid because you were a rebel who couldn't be tamed.
  1. 6. Müller Corner yogurt

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    Eat the contents of the corner first, then the yogurt.
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    Eat the yogurt first, then the contents of the corner.
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    Pour the contents of the corner into the yogurt like you're supposed to, and eat together.
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    Some other twisted way that makes no sense whatsoever.
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6. Müller Corner yogurt
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    Eat the contents of the corner first, then the yogurt.
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    Eat the yogurt first, then the contents of the corner.
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    Pour the contents of the corner into the yogurt like you're supposed to, and eat together.
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    Some other twisted way that makes no sense whatsoever.
  1. 7. 99 Flake

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    Eat the Flake first before someone else nicks it, then the ice cream.
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    Eat the ice cream first, occasionally using the Flake as a shovel, and then eat the Flake last.
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    Chuck the dry, probably out-of-date Flake in the bin and just eat the ice cream.
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    Some other way that desecrates the sanctity of the 99.
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7. 99 Flake
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    Eat the Flake first before someone else nicks it, then the ice cream.
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    Eat the ice cream first, occasionally using the Flake as a shovel, and then eat the Flake last.
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    Chuck the dry, probably out-of-date Flake in the bin and just eat the ice cream.
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    Some other way that desecrates the sanctity of the 99.
  1. 8. Chipsticks

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    Suck off the delicious flavouring, then eat the Chipsticks.
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    Gnaw on each Chipstick like a rabbit, crushing each chipstick against your teeth while going "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM".
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    Eat them like a regular human being.
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    Some other way that may or may not involve sticking them up your nose first.
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8. Chipsticks
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    Suck off the delicious flavouring, then eat the Chipsticks.
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    Gnaw on each Chipstick like a rabbit, crushing each chipstick against your teeth while going "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM".
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    Eat them like a regular human being.
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    Some other way that may or may not involve sticking them up your nose first.
  1. 9. Club biscuit

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    Bite off of the thick chocolate bits on either end, then eat the rest as is.
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    Bite off the entire chocolate border, then eat the rest as is.
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    Eat it the way it is, while humming, "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our CLUB!"
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    Some other way the country will not be able to fathom.
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9. Club biscuit
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    Bite off of the thick chocolate bits on either end, then eat the rest as is.
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    Bite off the entire chocolate border, then eat the rest as is.
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    Eat it the way it is, while humming, "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our CLUB!"
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    Some other way the country will not be able to fathom.
  1. 10. Crunchie

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    Bite, then suck at the honeycomb for a bit before biting again.
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    Eat in regular bites, crunching on the crunchiness.
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    Smash it up and eat it as a bazillion amazing crunchy bits.
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    Some other way the world needs to know about right now.
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10. Crunchie
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    Bite, then suck at the honeycomb for a bit before biting again.
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    Eat in regular bites, crunching on the crunchiness.
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    Smash it up and eat it as a bazillion amazing crunchy bits.
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    Some other way the world needs to know about right now.
  1. 11. Skips

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    Let each Skip melt on your tongue for a bit before chewing.
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    Chew each crisp like any other normal crisp.
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    Suck on each Skip until it practically disintegrates on your tongue.
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    Some other totally unique and definitely not weird way.
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11. Skips
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    Let each Skip melt on your tongue for a bit before chewing.
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    Chew each crisp like any other normal crisp.
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    Suck on each Skip until it practically disintegrates on your tongue.
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    Some other totally unique and definitely not weird way.
  1. 12. Maltesers

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    Crunch each ball.
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    Suck off the chocolate and let the malt disintegrate in your mouth.
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    Suck on the chocolate a little, then crunch the remaining ball.
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    Some other way even though there cannot be any other way.
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12. Maltesers
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    Crunch each ball.
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    Suck off the chocolate and let the malt disintegrate in your mouth.
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    Suck on the chocolate a little, then crunch the remaining ball.
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    Some other way even though there cannot be any other way.
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