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How Will You Embarrass Yourself At Your Office Christmas Party?

"OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!" you say, pulling your boss over to the crudely constructed dance floor by the recycling area. "BUBBLE BUTT BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT" you screech, sticking your bottom out and wiggling it across your Boss' nether regions. "WATCH ME WHIP, NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE" you continue, refusing to let your boss go even though they've attempted to release themselves from your clutches six times already.

You’re going to drag your boss on the dance floor and twerk on them

"SO THIS PARTY, THIS PARTY IS UHMM, THIS PARTY IS UM, THIS PARTY" you say eloquently to your office crush who is literally talking to someone else. "I WATCH YOU FROM MY DESK EVERY DAY" you shout louder, encouraged by their offering of a bewildered, sideways glance. "I FANCY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU" you yell, growing in confidence. "This is my fiancé" they say, as they turn around and gesture to the person next to them.

You’re going to tell your office crush you're madly in love with them

"You don't get meeeee" you slur. "You don't appreciiate..APPRECIIIATEEE meee" you continue. "YOU HATE MEEE!!" you scream, unaware someone has removed the drink from your hand. "WELL I HATE YOU, YOU ARSEHOLE PRICK FACE" you yell, as three people from HR wrestle you into a taxi.

You’re going to scream at your manager and get sent home

"I don't know what it is, but Harold is looking HOT tonight" you will say, trying to sip your seventh wine seductively, but missing your mouth. "Uhm, you do know Harold is almost 70?" your concerned friend will reply, staring at the wine dribbling from your chin."DAMN IT GRACE WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?" you shout at the person next to Grace, because you can no longer see properly.

You’re going to snog Harold from Facilities

"KJDWEEEHIJIWE!!!" you scream in your work BFF's ear. "What??" they reply for the fourth time. "I SAID, FIEHFKJSAKJ HHE??!!" you manage to say, mustering all of your strength before throwing up all over the dance floor and then slipping in your own sick. "Oh" your BFF says helpfully, as they and the rest of the office watch you try to get up from the floor like a baby deer that's just been born.

You’re going to throw up in the middle of the dance floor

"Let's get this PARRTAAAYY STARTED BITCHES" you yell at 7.30pm in the middle of the local Lebanese restaurant. "COME ON GUYS LET'S PARTAAAAYY" you continue, despite looks of bewilderment as you remove your shirt and wave it around your head enthusiastically.

You're going to get wasted before everyone else and start stripping

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How Will You Embarrass Yourself At Your Office Christmas Party?

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