1. You love cosying up with a good book, and by good book, I mean a spine-tingling thriller.
2. And whether it's pure fiction, an urban legend, or a ghost story – you get deeply engrossed in them all.
3. However nothing is more exciting to you than a creepy tale that's actually true.
4. Which is why you're completely obsessed with true crime.
5. You've probably listened to every murder podcast available.
6. In fact, you often listen to them as a sort of bedtime story ritual.
7. You've definitely seen all of the big true crime documentaries.
8. And of course you've played amateur detective online to try and solve cases afterwards.
9. You've spent countless hours on Wikipedia looking up horrible crimes and mysterious happenings.
10. Which means that you've freaked yourself out numerous times, because you tend to jump to conclusions about the smallest of things.
11. Halloween is your favourite time of year.
12. Because you get to watch scary movie after scary movie, without anyone calling it weird.
13. And it seems every party, bar, or immersive event, takes on a spooky theme to celebrate, meaning you get to socialise AND live your best creepy life.
14. In fact, your dream night would be a murder-mystery themed dinner with your friends.
15. Whenever you visit a historical site, your first thought is often "I wonder who died here and if it was under mysterious circumstances?"
16. And even though you know you would one million percent poo your pants, you secretly wish that one day you'll discover something chilling, like a secret passageway in your house.
17. But sometimes, what creeps you out more than all of the creepy things you love, is the fact you love them so goddamn much in the first place.
