One of your boobs completely popping out of your braHeld onto your tiddies for dear life when you did something remotely vigorous like run for the bus or go down some stairsWorn a bra that was slightly too small and thus encountered the "four boob" effectHad a button pop undone because your boobs were straining against your shirtHad someone describe you based on your boobs like "Big Boobs Betty" or "Tits McGee"Struggled to get into a comfortable lying position because your boobs got in the wayBeen suffocated by your boobs during exercise – like during sit ups or yogaStruggled to find a bra in your size, especially a cute oneBeen forced to buy another "sensible" black bra because of aforementioned problemHad to avoid to wearing something with a high neckline because it made you look like Mrs TrunchbullStruggled to find a strapless bra that actually supports you AND doesn't again make you look like Mrs TrunchbullHad to avoid wearing something with a low neckline for fear you're showing "too much" cleavageHad necklaces get stuck in your cleavage because they don't sit high or low enough on your chestLost food to your cleavageLost your phone in your boobHad to wear two sports bras because one just wasn't supportive enoughOr worn one sports bra that was practically industrial strengthBeen used as a human pillow by friends and lovers because your boobs are so "comfortable"Been accidentally hit in the boob more times than you can recall simply because they stick out moreHad someone mess around with your bra in amazement because the cups are "so big!"Worn a printed T-shirt but stretched our the graphics because of the size of your chestFlashed people on holiday because your boobs couldn't stay in your swimsuitHad your nipples end up in entirely different places because of your boobs being squished into a braBeen trapped in an item of clothing while trying it on because you overestimated the space for your boobsHad to buy a completely different size in something to cater for your boobsFound a cute wrap dress that fitted you nicely everywhere else, but was just gaping open at the front because there wasn't enough material to wrap around your tiddiesHad to pin a top or dress around the boob area because women's clothes rarely take breasts into considerationNot been able to borrow something from a friend because "you'll stretch it"Never being able to go bra-less and be free of your boob prison in public, for fear everyone will gawkHad to avoid cute trends like bralettes because they just don't offer any supportAnd never been able to buy cheaper bikinis based on general sizesHad painful bra strap marks from the pressure of holding the sheer weight of your boobsLied down and not been able to see straight ahead of youUnless you've taken off your bra and watched your tiddies slope to the sides of your armsHad a baby THAT WASN'T YOURS try to get to your boobies because they think there's milk in themDealt with BOOB SWEAT 24/7, 365 days a yearWaited impatiently for every goddam day to end so you could take of your bra and let your tiddies be free
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