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If You Tick Off 26/35 Of These Things You're Thirsty AF

Are you the one in your friendship group that always makes things sexual?

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  1. Tick off all of the things you've done:
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    Had crushes on multiple people at the same time.
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    Been stopped in your tracks by a hot person walking by.
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    Lost your trail of thought while in a conversation with your friend because you saw a hot person.
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    Spent an evening thirsting over a crush's Instagram photos.
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    Spent an evening looking up at all of the Google images of your celebrity crush.
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    Developed an elaborate fantasy about getting with your celebrity crush.
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    Been invited to an event or party and immediately asked "Are any hot people gonna be there?"
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    Stalked people on the online invite to see if any hotties clicked attending.
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    Seen someone at a party or event and said to your friend "Who's that???"
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    See someone hot at work and said to your colleague "Who's that??"
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    Seen someone hot at a family event and said to your family member "Who's that and are we related??"
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    Left a party early because there were no hot people there.
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    Left a party early to go somewhere else where you heard there were hot people there.
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    Deemed a night out as shit because there were no hot people there.
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    DMd your friends at work about the new hot person who started, demanding to know everything about them.
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    Had a crush on someone inappropriate like your friend's sibling or parent.
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    Been to a sexy striptease show.
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    Had a sexy calendar in your house like "Firemen and puppies 2016".
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    Found someone hot for a really obscure reason e.g. you liked their hat.
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    Had the hots for so many people your friends often question your taste.
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    Made innuendos at inappropriate times.
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    Been known as the friend who makes everything "sexual"
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    Pried your friends for details of their sex lives.
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    Talked in great detail about your own sex life.
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    Even when they told you to stop.
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    Had a reputation for being a great wingman/woman.
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    Because you literally have no shame when it comes to chatting people up.
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    Been the instigator of games like "Never Have I Ever" or "Truth or Dare".
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    Made careful and elaborate plans to kiss the person you fancy.
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    Been known to be an outrageous flirt.
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    Because you do things like wink at sexy strangers.
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    Or give them flirtatious waves.
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    Have used the joke "that's what he/she said" on numerous occasions.
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    Have said something wildly outrageous about someone you fancy like: "I'd give him a BIT OF MY HAM".
 
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