Had crushes on multiple people at the same time.Been stopped in your tracks by a hot person walking by.Lost your trail of thought while in a conversation with your friend because you saw a hot person.Spent an evening thirsting over a crush's Instagram photos.Spent an evening looking up at all of the Google images of your celebrity crush.Developed an elaborate fantasy about getting with your celebrity crush.Been invited to an event or party and immediately asked "Are any hot people gonna be there?"Stalked people on the online invite to see if any hotties clicked attending.Seen someone at a party or event and said to your friend "Who's that???"See someone hot at work and said to your colleague "Who's that??"Seen someone hot at a family event and said to your family member "Who's that and are we related??"Left a party early because there were no hot people there.Left a party early to go somewhere else where you heard there were hot people there.Deemed a night out as shit because there were no hot people there.DMd your friends at work about the new hot person who started, demanding to know everything about them.Had a crush on someone inappropriate like your friend's sibling or parent.Been to a sexy striptease show.Had a sexy calendar in your house like "Firemen and puppies 2016".Found someone hot for a really obscure reason e.g. you liked their hat.Had the hots for so many people your friends often question your taste.Made innuendos at inappropriate times.Been known as the friend who makes everything "sexual"Pried your friends for details of their sex lives.Talked in great detail about your own sex life.Even when they told you to stop.Had a reputation for being a great wingman/woman.Because you literally have no shame when it comes to chatting people up.Been the instigator of games like "Never Have I Ever" or "Truth or Dare".Made careful and elaborate plans to kiss the person you fancy.Been known to be an outrageous flirt.Because you do things like wink at sexy strangers.Or give them flirtatious waves.Have used the joke "that's what he/she said" on numerous occasions.Have said something wildly outrageous about someone you fancy like: "I'd give him a BIT OF MY HAM".
If You Tick Off 26/35 Of These Things You're Thirsty AF
You're not that thirsty at all! If anything you maybe even be a little reserved when it comes to talking about sex or sexy people! Or maybe you're just in a really committed relationship and you only have the thirst for them!
You're a little bit thirsty but not the thirstiest! You like to have little look now and again if a hottie wanders by, and you probably do have a celebrity crush, but you certainly don't obsess over them!
You're a thirsty one alright but you do have your limits! Your friends can always count on you to say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" at the appropriate moments and you're a big fan of an innuendo, however you can actually get embarrassed around hot people sometimes!
Go drink a nice cold glass of water because you're thirsty AF! Your brain is constantly occupied with thinking about hotties, or plotting to bag the hottie of your dreams! You love talking about sex with your friends and divulging juicy goss of your own! You're known for making everything sexual, which makes a hilarious friend!