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19 Things You'll Just Get If You're Obsessed With Hummus

You'll eat an entire tub in one sitting.

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1. You never eat the recommended amount.

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2. So you've tried to constrain yourself with individual portions.

Quickly you realised it threw your whole hummus-to-veggie/pita ratio off massively, and you never purchased them again.
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Quickly you realised it threw your whole hummus-to-veggie/pita ratio off massively, and you never purchased them again.

3. Even though you practically eat a whole tub in one sitting, you don't feel too bad because it's ~healthy~.

4. Especially if you make your own.

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5. If it weren't for hummus, you probably wouldn't touch a raw vegetable.

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Because practically anything dipped in hummus is palatable.

6. And hummus is probably the only thing in the world that still tastes damn good even when it's reduced-fat.

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7. Different kinds of hummus have a special place in your heart.

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You're all beautiful.

8. And let's not get started on food places dedicated to hummus.

OK, which one of you is single?

9. Even though you pretty much love all hummus, you do have a favourite.

10. When people say they don't like hummus you feel super protective.

You take it as a personal affront, plus disliking hummus is like disliking bread or cheese, or, like, HAPPINESS.
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You take it as a personal affront, plus disliking hummus is like disliking bread or cheese, or, like, HAPPINESS.

11. Crisps, pizza crusts, your fingers — anything is a dipping tool as long as it means you get to eat it.

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12. But you never truly realise it's importance until it's missing from something you expected it to be in.

Ban hummus-less falafel. BAN IT.
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Ban hummus-less falafel. BAN IT.

13. Hummus is always the one thing guaranteed to be in your fridge.

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14. So sometimes you genuinely think you could go vegan.

Veganism: a valid excuse for hummus being your lifeblood.
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Veganism: a valid excuse for hummus being your lifeblood.

15. You appreciate how hummus can be versatile AF.

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Just look at these fancy hummus-stuffed avocados!

16. But you also just love to spread it on a bagel like it's butter.

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Sometimes simple is best.

17. You know everything there is to know about hummus.

18. And it turns you on more than anything or anyone ever could.

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Go away, Tom Hardy, I'm eating red pepper hummus and you can't fucking have any.

19. To you, hummus just equals happiness.