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Tick off all that you have done:
Been told off for chatting in the lesson.Been told off for chatting during assembly.Been moved away from your friend.Been pulled out of assembly.Been sent to another classroom.Had a letter sent home about your behaviour.Had your behaviour brought up at parents' evening.Been in a physical fight with another kid.Been in a physical fight with a teacher.Been in a physical fight with a dinner lady.Talked back to a teacher.Talked back to the headteacher.Pulled another kid's pants down.Stolen another kid's toy/pen/livelihood.Called someone names.Like poo head.And or fucking wanker because you heard your Mum say it once.Been given a warning.Been called “disruptive".Been told you "talk too much".Been known as the "naughty kid".Chewed gum in class.Had your name put on the "bad" side of the board.Been given an adult as your partner as you were too naughty to be with a kid in case you beat them up.Thrown wet tissues onto the celing.Been held back at break time.Been given detention.Had to do work during free time.Been sent to the "naughty step".Been sent to the "Time Out" area in the playground.Been sent to the "Time Out" area in the playground every lunchtime.Been sent to the carpet to sit by yourself.Been made to sit out of a game.Been made to apologise to someone.Been made to apologise to someone again but this time "like you mean it".Been made to write an apology letter.Sent notes to your friends during lesson time.Used a laser pen to try and blind a classmate.Use the reflection of your watch to blind a teacher.Stuck something to a classmate's back.Something that might have been very "rude".Flicked a rubber/elastic band at someone and made them cry.Been banned from a school trip.Been banned from fun in general.Been sent to the headteacher.Had your parents called in for a "chat" about discipline.Been sent to another school.Been suspended.Been expelled.
How Bad Were You At Primary School?
You weren't very naughty at all! In fact you were probably the teacher's pet and maybe a bit of a taddle tale... If you ever did get in trouble it was probably because you were telling someone to 'SHHHHH' really loudly and wouldn't give it a fucking rest.
You were a little bit naughty! You probably got in with the the wrong crowd a few times but most of the time you just got told off for your constant chatting! You never got in any serious trouble because that one time when you practically shat yourself was enough.
Naughty naughty! You were quite the handful at Primary school and you were constantly being separated from your friends for being a "bad influence". However you always said sorry when you were told to, even if they did deserve being called a "big fat poo brain".
You literally gave zero fucks at primary school. You had no regard for the rules and you probably spent every lunchtime sneaking out of the Time Out box behind the teacher's back going all fucking YOLO in the playground. You never really got to join in on much fun since you were banned from everything, but that was OK with you..being naughty WAS the fun!
