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How Many Of These Secretly Gross Things Have You Actually Done?

No one will actually know what you've chosen, you dirtbag.

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    Picked your nose.
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    Picked your nose and flicked it.
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    Picked your nose and ate it.
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    Picked your nose and wiped the bogies on whatever was closest.
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    Peed in the shower.
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    Peed in the bath.
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    Peed in the sink.
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    Peed yourself because you couldn't be bothered to find a toilet.
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    Not washed your hands after going to the toilet.
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    Not showered for over 36 hours.
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    Used someone else's toothbrush.
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    Slept in your bed without sheets.
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    Not changed your sheets for over two months.
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    Not changed your sheets for over a year.
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    Farted and dutch ovened your own self.
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    Eaten something off the floor.
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    Eaten something off the floor that has visible fluff or hair stuck to it.
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    Gone a full day without brushing your teeth.
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    Used the same towel for over a week.
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    Eaten something messy or greasy and then just wiped your hands on whatever was nearest.
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    Had a runny nose and wiped it using your sleeve.
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    Smelled clothes off the floor to see if they can be worn again.
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    Including underwear.
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    Worn dirty clothes again despite visible stains and food crust.
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    Worn underwear two days in a row.
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    Worn socks two days in a row.
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    Left dirty dishes in the sink overnight.
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    Left dirty dishes in the sink for more than a few days.
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    Found rotting food in your bedroom.
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    Found rotting food in your bag/coat pocket.
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    Not washed your hands before putting in contact lenses.
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    Bitten your nails.
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    Bitten your toenails.
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    Used a bit of broken nail to dig the dirt out from another nail.
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    Thrown up and then kissed someone.
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    Kissed someone knowing they've just thrown up.
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    Scratched your bumhole.
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    Scratched your bumhole then smelt your fingers afterwards.
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    Rubbed your armpits and smelled your hands to see if it smells.
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    Peeled off some dead skin and rolled it between your fingers marvelling at it.
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    Chewed on said dead skin.
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