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How Much Like Bridget Jones Are You Actually?

It's really a question of whether you wear big knickers or not.

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  1. Tick off if you've ever...

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    Kept a diary as an adult
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    Been set up with someone by your mother
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    Sung power ballads to yourself and cried
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    Been to dinner hosted by a smug married couple with only other smug married couples
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    Attempted to engage in conversation about current affairs and failed spectacularly
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    Given a speech in public and failed spectacularly
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    Failed spectacularly at most social situations
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    Worn extremely large knickers
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    Worn extremely large knickers that suck in your stomach
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    Worn extremely large knickers that suck in your stomach and have had a love interest try to remove them with great difficulty
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    Dated your boss
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    Picked the wrong partner
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    Repeatedly
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    Caught your partner red-handed cheating on you
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    Worn inappropriate clothing to work
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    Walked out of your job and stuck it to your boss
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    Because he never got your bloody name right
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    Tried to cover up your "wobbly bits" after sex
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    Made resolutions and failed to keep them
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    Been on a post-break up diet
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    Struggled to get changed in a taxi
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    Almost killed yourself skiing
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    Been the only person in costume at a party you thought was a costume party
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    Interrupted an engagement toast by screaming "No! No!" then recoiling in horror
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    Had slightly bonkers friends as your support system during your life-crisis
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    But then ditched those said friends for your romantic interest
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    Had spectacular wind-blown car hair
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    Eaten ice-cream whilst wrapped in a duvet
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    Cooked something that turned a lurid shade of blue
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    Attempted to straighten your hair with an actual iron
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    Lived in your pyjamas
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    Been arrested for a crime you didn't commit
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    Had a moment of weakness with your arsehole of an ex
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    Been told by someone that they like you "just as you are"
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    Been dragged into your parent's marital troubles
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    And your mum's sex life
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    Had sexy time interrupted by a family emergency
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    Had your arse touched by your "uncle"
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    Used vodka as a motivational tool
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    And Chaka Khan
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    Been useless at a pub quiz
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    Except the pop culture round
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    Had your outfit go see-through in the rain
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    Flashed your arse on national television.
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    Been pressurised by your mum to settle down and make babies
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    Fallen for someone you never thought was your type
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    Mainly because they dressed horribly
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    And seemed boring as fuck
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    Had two people fight over you
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    In public
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    On more than one occasion
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    Looked smug as you walked across Tower Bridge
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