Ah, Another Reminder That Times Of India Is Actually A Sexual Harasser In Newspaper Form
How convenient to have toilet paper delivered to our homes every morning.
It's been a while since the Catcallers of India has unnecessarily attacked a woman – but fans of sexual harassment, do not despair.
Simply take a glance at this story on the front page of today's New Delhi edition.
That's right. Front and centre on our nation's most widely circulated English-language daily, in our national capital: a hint of an upskirt.
Let's just recap for one second. Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton was PAYING RESPECTS TO SLAIN INDIAN SOLDIERS at the Amar Jawan Jyoti yesterday.
She was literally paying tribute to soldiers who died defending India.
And, in that quiet, peaceful, somber moment, our daily distributed national toilet paper saw this.
That's right. Take a deep breath. Take it all in. This is the world we live in now.
Anyway. Needless to say, Twitter is seething.
If it's any consolation to ToI, some foreign press is riding this wave of sleaze with them.
Our thoughts and prayers are with the duchess as she recovers from this apparently momentous face-off with a gust of wind.
(Let me take this moment to note that Prince William, who appears to have fallen victim to the SAME EXACT GUST OF WIND AT THE SAME EXACT TIME AND LOCATION, has failed to make it to any front pages anywhere for his Marilyn Monroe moment.)