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    The 39 Most Brooklyn Things Ever

    NYC's most populous borough has somehow become the international brand for all things yuppie and hipster. Hello, Brooklyn™.

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    1. These trees wearing sweaters:

    gothamist.com

    In Park Slope, of course.

    2. This truck and its license plate:

    instagram.com

    Only in Red Hook.

    3. This store:

    nerdsontherocks.com

    It's pretty great, actually (proceeds go to 826 NYC).

    4. This extensive product line:

    5. This decorative kale growing in a recycled sink planter:

    6. This coffee shop that's also a yarn store:

    7. This:

    8. This baby drinking cappucino:

    9. This wifi network:

    10. This vandalism:

    11. This bookstore's advertising strategy:

    12. This coffee shop turf war:

    13. This robot on the L train:

    14. This polite request for the neighbors:

    15. This dude playing Jenga in the Subway:

    16. This baby in a bar:

    17. This hipster trap:

    gothamist.com

    Courtesy of our very own Jeff Greenspan.

    18. This:

    19. This traveling musician:

    20. This line of artisanal beard oils:

    21. This careful documentation of a trash can:

    22. This cat on a leash:

    23. This attitude toward steak:

    24. This ship carrying beans for artisanal chocolate from Ecuador:

    online.wsj.com

    "Two years ago a pair of bearded brothers decided to try importing cocoa for their Williamsburg chocolate factory — which focuses on simple, ecologically friendly sweets — by sail."

    25. This elaborate memorial for the dolphin that swam into the Gowanus Canal and died:

    gowanusyourfaceoff.com

    Crying right now.

    UPDATE: Installation courtesy of Shawn Lyons, owner and operator of Rabbit Movers.

    26. This turtle commuting to work:

    27. This apartment-hunting tactic:

    Twitter: @Azi

    "A reader/writer/draftsman/craftsman/cook

    Who, evenings, likes a bourbon and a book;"

    28. This:

    instagram.com

    Outside Fleisher's in Park Slope.

    29. This literary organization:

    30. This artisanal mayonnaise emporium:

    31. This hideous crime:

    32. These children named Bowie and Denim:

    nytimes.com

    They may live upstate now, but they were obviously born in Brooklyn.

    33. This dog listening to Fun. while he drives:

    View this video on YouTube

    youtube.com

    34. This diligent citizen reporting:

    OH in Park Slope: “She has a child from a previous union named Thor.”

    Alisha Levin

    @alishalevin

    OH in Park Slope: “She has a child from a previous union named Thor.”

    OH in park slope: "I hope our baby is cute. People have such high expectations"

    Jonathan Wegener

    @jwegener

    OH in park slope: "I hope our baby is cute. People have such high expectations"

    OH in Park Slope: "Daddy, why do you have a record collection?" #strollerchats

    Jennifer Krasinski

    @prettymetals

    OH in Park Slope: "Daddy, why do you have a record collection?" #strollerchats

    35. This craft camp for grown-ups:

    36. This tween metal band:

    37. This BBQ smokercycle:

    38. This very considerate laundromat:

    39. This important protest movement:

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