1. A vibrating cock ring that you'll want to be your silent third literally every time you bang.
2. A Maude vibrator whose design is just as delicate and subtle as its noise level. It's 2021 — our orgasms can be ~aesthetic~ now.
3. An Unbound Puff compact suction vibe that certainly won't suck at getting you off, with five different intensity settings and a rhythmic sucking sensation that's quiet (but you won't be— when you orgasm, heyo!)
4. The literal crowd pleasing Satisfyer Pro 2, an air pulsator toy whose minimal noise is nothing that can't be covered up by the sound of a shower.
5. A hushed vibrating dildo for when you need to ~scratch that itch~ and don't want to alert the whole neighborhood.
6. A Bender vibe that you can adjust to hit *juuuuuust* the right spot, internally or externally. You can even straighten it out and use it like a microphone to sing "I'm So Excited" after you cum, wow, the versatility!
7. A curved vibe perfectly contoured for solo use or to fit between you and your partner. Now you can make the joke "I feel like there's something between us," while gesturing to the quiet vibe every time you have sex with it. You can have that one for free, you're welcome.
8. The Lelo Mona 2 that is powerful yet ~whisper quiet~, so you don't have to tell you roommates a weird lie about how your room is full of bees every time you masturbate.
9. A Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace for carrying around your favorite vibe where it belongs — close to your heart.
10. A We-Vibe Tango bullet that packs a mighty punch for being in such a tiny, noiseless package.
11. A wearable, dual motor G spot vibrator with a remote control to ~turn you on~ in a few different ways if ya know what I mean.
12. A teeny-tiny micro bullet that won't give you away from being loud itself, but *might* just make you moan loud enough to accidentally let everyone know what you're up to. Can't blame the vibe this time!
13. A vibrating butt plug (and cock ring!) so you can have some fun with anal play without forcing your butt to make a terrible buzzing noise. Your booty works hard and deserves so much more.
14. A tulip-shaped vibrator you'll barely be able to hear if you whistle "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" while it's in use. Yup, nothing going on in here. Just in my room whistling a totally normal song. Not covering anything up at all.
15. A discreet Bellesa vibrator that's literally called the Diskreet Vibe. It comes in an adorable clamshell carrying case that you could pass off as anything — wallet? Makeup, perhaps? And the unique design also allows you to use the squishy side or the pointy side for your choose-your-own-orgasm adventure.
16. A flexible vibrator whose ergonomic design and bendy exterior makes it perfect for flicking the bean in comfort (and silence).
17. A Womanizer Pro 40, a clitoral massager with six suction intensities, a two-hour lifespan, and a super quiet operation so no one will suspect that you're having the time of your life.
18. The Demi Wand from Bellesa, a reviewer-favorite sex toy that works for all body types. Wand toys can be bulky and loud, but this one's compact, discreet, and very ~hush hush~.
19. A tiny, eco-friendly bullet vibe because you're looking for an uncomplicated toy to keep on the down low, and this little friend will quietly work wonders on your ~down low~.
This little bullet is biodegradable: It's crafted from a starch-based bioplastic so you can recycle it when you're done using it. The tip can be used for both external or internal stimulation with a single speed vibration.
Promising review: "So this is my first one. Ever. And it’s a great starter ! It’s shaped just right. It’s smooth and thankfully not made with latex! (huge allergy) the power on this is amazing for how small it is! It’s small but mighty ;)" –heather patrick
Get it from Amazon for $10.99 (available in pink and blue, and as a longer version for $14.30).
20. A BuzzFeed Airvibe, a dual stimulation toy with a whopping 10 suction intensities, five vibration speeds, and an adorable clamshell carrier. The only downside here is that you didn't get it sooner!
Promising review: "This is my go-to for sure! It alwaysss gives me the best O’s and even has made me squirt by myself (which never happened before). I’m pretty sure I performed some type of exorcism on myself one of the first times I used it, it’s that good. If I could give it 12 stars I would. I tell all my friends to buy it too. Love it!" –Julia
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $89.
21. A Satisfyer Traveler, the super sleek suction toy featuring 11 blissfully hush-hush frequencies. Plus, it snaps closed into a discreet ~little black box~, so no one will suspect a thing when they glance at it in your open suitcase on vacay.
This lil' gem comes with its own protective case and is waterproof and rechargeable.
Promising review: "If you’re looking for something quiet, able to travel with, and a little bit of every portion of clitoral stimulation this is for you!! I love how quiet this is, the sleek look of it, and of course how well it works ;) I highly recommend if you’re thinking about it!" –Emily
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $44.
22. A lil' eggplant vibe with 10 quiet yet powerful vibration settings to *truly* bring the eggplant emoji (and all of its NSFW symbolism) to life.
Emojibator is a family-owned small biz based in Philadelphia that specialized in novelty sex toys inspired by fruits and emojis. This toy, in particular, is battery-powered, made from medical-grade silicone, and completely waterproof.
Promising review: "First toy ever, Im OBSESSED!!!!! really good material, super quiet, strong vibration." —Christina
Get it from Emojibator for $34.
Me @ all the loud sex toys ruining my good time:
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