1. Make an impassioned speech about the American Dream
It doesn't even matter that the networks don't carry your speech live: Conservatives are watching online.
2. Have someone say terrible things about you on Twitter
3. Wait for the outrage...
4. Ask for help to fight back.
5. You raised $125,000! Welcome to American politics now.
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