Which Supervillain Should You Hook Up With?
Jean Grey isn't a bad person at all, but she has a TERRIBLE temper. Just stay on the good side of her fiery passions and you'll be fine.
Harry Osborne is a rich kid with daddy issues and a… let's say "loose grip" on reality. He's an intense dude, and that can be great sometimes.
Bane is a big burly dude with some… extreme political views. But he's super loyal, ultra buff, and eager to prove himself. That can work out pretty well for you.
Winter Soldier is just a messed up, broken guy. He's lonely and confused and needs your help. He needs your love!
Catwoman is clearly into some kinky stuff. Whips, leather, psychosexual mind games. Why do you think Batman likes her so much? Anyway, make sure you come up with a good safe word.
On the downside, Mystique is a manipulative sociopath and a terrorist. On the upside, she can transform into ANYTHING, and that lends itself to all sorts of fascinating sexual possibilities.
Look, the Joker might be a homicidal, sadistic sociopath, but he's a lot of fun! Just imagine how crazy he'd be in bed.
Ahhh, Magneto! So noble, so intense, so unwilling to commit to anything but his quest to protect mutants from humanity. But hey, a quick fling with a guy this passionate would have to be pretty good, right?
So evil, but so pretty! You can't ever expect honesty from Loki, but you can always count on a good time from the god of mischief.