Bruce Banner is extremely smart, but has a hard time dealing with his emotions. He works hard to stay chill, but uh, you might actually like him BETTER when he’s angry.
You got: Wolverine
Wolverine is the ultimate swaggering bad boy, and definitely up for an uncomplicated good time. Just don’t take it too personally if he disappears on you, or seems a bit hung up on someone else.
You got: Cyclops
Scott Summers isn’t a fun guy, but he’s extremely intense and passionate. This could be a great thing if you can deal with all his damage and don’t mind jumping into a very serious relationship. (Bonus points if you happen to have red hair.)
You got: Superman
Superman isn’t cool, but he’s handsome and earnest and TOTALLY RIPPED. He’s a very romantic guy, and is the type to take you some place amazing on a moment’s notice. You know, because it’d only take a moment for him to take you there.
You got: Captain America
Steve Rogers is the ultimate boy scout, but if you’re into an old-fashioned guy who happens to be a perfect human specimen and a legendary war hero, this is the jackpot. He’ll treat you very well.
You got: Spider-Man
Peter Parker has a lot of FEELINGS, but he’s a sweet, romantic guy who will treat you very well and maybe take you off on an adventure.
You got: Batman
Bruce Wayne is a total mess on a psychological level, but he’s committed to total mental and physical perfection and one must assume that carries over to sex. Also, he’s got to be into some really weird stuff, right? That could be interesting.
You got: Iron Man
Tony Stark is a total cad, but if you’re just looking for a really fun night and some hot action in a luxury penthouse, does that really matter?
You got: Thor
Look at Thor. He’s so pretty! And he’s a literal god. The god of THUNDER. But, you know, a god of thunder you can eat, drink, and get VERY merry with.