1. People hid from Fashion Week in giant designer shopping bags.
2. Latex non-humans took up valuable front-row real estate.
3. People expressed their self-awareness on their t-shirts.
4. Someone wore normal-person shoes on the runway.
5. D'arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins showed up.
6. A French bulldog was forced to man the phones at a PR office.
7. Some poor woman was subjected to a "triangle perm."
8. People got hurt.
9. It was also London Ferret Week.
10. Unlikely friendships blossomed in the front row.
11. Some handbag designer thought it'd be amusing to use plastic gnomes instead of models.
12. Toddlers showed up in leather jackets.
13. Fashion Week attendees really got into the Halloween spirit.
14. Olivia Palermo wore a baggy shirt.
15. Tiny food was served.
16. Cara Delevingne made more derpy faces.
17. Fashion Week attendees tried to stuff as many '90s trends into a single outfit as possible.
18. Okay, the double buns were seriously a "thing."
19. Some guy successfully stuffed every animal trend into a single outfit.
20. Most people just kept it at one animal trend.
21. People did turmeric facials to prepare for the camera.
22. Vivienne Westwood wore pantyhose over her shorts.
23. British people have a sweet tooth.
24. A runway show spawns the best DIY hair idea ever.
25. White and red is an avant color combo.
26. New trend: photographers wearing camo.
27. A conceptual eyeliner DO.
28. A conceptual eyeliner DON'T.
29. Sequined eyeballs.
30. Alas, the secret to faking a Skrillex haircut!
31. Anna Wintour looking detached.
