OK, so the best policy is to completely ignore fuckboys, but if you HAD to respond, what would you say?
Pretend To Text A Fuckboy And We'll Reveal Where You'll Meet Your True Love
The way you and your soulmate meet will be really cute. You'll start up small conversation grabbing a drink at a party and before you know it, you'll be three drinks and completely lost in conversation, feeling like you both are the only two people in the party — totally neglecting the group of friends you both came with. It'll be awesome.
In classic rom-com fashion, you and your soulmate will meet at a café! Perhaps you'll place the exact same order, causing small conversation and leading you to fall in love. You had to weed your way through all these fuckboys to get there, but it'll be worth it.
How modern of you! You'll either find your soulmate on a dating app or through social media. You'll find yourself exchanging Twitter handles, and double-tapping on Instagram pictures until the idea that you haven't met in real life feels unreal. When that day comes, sparks will fly — computer sparks even.
You'll slowly start to realize that the water cooler talk with your work crush is the highlight of your day. This person will pretty much be the sole reason why you enjoy going to work gatherings, and they'll realize it too. After the excitement of that forbidden work romance is out of the way, the excitement will still be there...that's how you'll know. Good thing you got all these fuckboys out the way.