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30 Menu Fails That Will Ruin Food Forever

"Can I get a diet cock with that, and is the cumcumber vagitarian?

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1. "Yes, I'll have some ruthlessly rimmed wings please..."

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2. "Actually I'll just have the viagra prawn warp."

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3. "Does that come with chips? Sorry, sheeps?"

To be honest I'm still enjoying this menu typo immensely

Ash Warner@AlsBoy

To be honest I'm still enjoying this menu typo immensely

12:48 PM - 6 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. "... And do you do diet cock?"

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5. "Ooh, free bears! I mean beers. No, actually just send the bear."

6. Maybe steer clear of the crap dip.

7. And the bowel rice.

9. But there's something for everyone out there.

10. On second thought I think I'm not hungry any more.

11. In this case, words really can't describe what this Chinese takeaway does.

RT @Singyamatokun Engrish on the back of the menu is worst I've ever seen! << reads like Chinese version of Ron Manager

Nick Barlow@nickjbarlow

RT @Singyamatokun Engrish on the back of the menu is worst I've ever seen! << reads like Chinese version of Ron Manager

07:20 PM - 8 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. "Sandwichis."

13. This doesn't sound amazing.

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14. Well, this is at least a resourceful approach to pest control.

15. As is this.

There appears to be a typo on this Chinese menu

Kevin Pang@pang

There appears to be a typo on this Chinese menu

02:26 AM - 22 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. All vagitarians catered for.

17. There is in fact a worrying number of food establishments offering vag-related items.

18. A really worrying amount.

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20. "Mmm, cumcumber."

21. "SCOTHCH". In fairness you would be saying it like that after a few too many.

22. There's nothing like a pub lunch. Like this dish of belly pork with "jew." Or "jus." Whatever.

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23. The horsemeat scandal hasn't affected these people one bit.

Considering last yr&#39;s meat scandal, maybe not the best picture to have on the front of a Chinese takeaway menu

L@MrsCupcake79

Considering last yr's meat scandal, maybe not the best picture to have on the front of a Chinese takeaway menu

04:53 PM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. But the "meat taps" sound lovely.

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25. Meanwhile, takeaway drivers are given some very strict instructions these days.

26. Be careful if you choose to pick up the food yourself, though.

27. At least this one was polite.

My cat is sad because our local Indian takeaway menu no longer has a misprint saying "thank you for your costume".

WHY MY CAT IS SAD@MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because our local Indian takeaway menu no longer has a misprint saying "thank you for your costume".

10:30 PM - 5 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. And hey, why not go for a celebrity endorsement! If Conservative MP Eric Pickles thinks it's good, it can't be bad.

This takeaway menu has just landed on my doorstep: yes that really is @EricPickles

Kaye Wiggins@kayewiggins

This takeaway menu has just landed on my doorstep: yes that really is @EricPickles

06:40 PM - 31 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. Semi-ironic rockers The Darkness can't get enough of this curry house.

Still the best takeaway menu of all time...

30. If all else fails, you can always take advantage of this timeless offer.

Correction: This post originally mentioned "chicken fingers," which are an unheard of food for our highly cultured staff members over at BuzzFeed UK.