3. “Does that come with chips? Sorry, sheeps?”
11. In this case, words really can’t describe what this Chinese takeaway does.
14. Well, this is at least a resourceful approach to pest control.
22. There’s nothing like a pub lunch. Like this dish of belly pork with “jew.” Or “jus.” Whatever.
23. The horsemeat scandal hasn’t affected these people one bit.
27. At least this one was polite.
28. And hey, why not go for a celebrity endorsement! If Conservative MP Eric Pickles thinks it’s good, it can’t be bad.
29. Semi-ironic rockers The Darkness can’t get enough of this curry house.
Correction: This post originally mentioned “chicken fingers,” which are an unheard of food for our highly cultured staff members over at BuzzFeed UK.