Buzz·Posted on 17 Jul 201419 Heinous Acts That Prove Babies Are Masters Of CrimeThese criminals are dangerous, unhinged and adorable.by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cold-blooded murder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Assault and battery of a man in a dog costume. 3. Grand theft auto. View this photo on Instagram 4. Being drunk all the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. ALL THE TIME. 6. Doing a poo in an art gallery. 7. Looking like a terrifying ghost on the baby monitor. 8. "Barfing". 9. Crimes against dining ettiquette. View this photo on Instagram View this photo on Instagram 10. Looking exactly like Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride. 11. Being seven minutes old and already fed up with life. 12. Bumsplosions. 13. Just generally being a total jerk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Impersonating a baby ghost. View this vine on Vine vine.co 15. Holding a business meeting over breakfast. 16. TERRIBLE manners. View this vine on Vine vine.co / Via youtube.com 17. Impersonating adults. 18. Refusing to be a happy flower. 19. Not giving a single fuck. And remember, baby crimelords: there's only one place you're ending up: baby jail. View this photo on Instagram