Can You Tell Which Women's Magazine Headlines Are Real?

Stranger than fiction.

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  1. 1. "My hernia made me hunt for sex".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yes, this person really did go on the search for sex after a hernia operation.

    "I'd prove I wasn't past it," said the afflicted woman. Yeah, you show them!

    Yes, this person really did go on the search for sex after a hernia operation.
  2. 2. "My crush on men (I squash them for £200)".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yes, this woman really does sit on people for money.

    There's something for everyone out there.

  3. 3. "I gave birth to a fully-grown squid".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    We made it up. That would just be silly.

    We made it up. That would just be silly. Flickr: noadi / Via Creative Commons licence
  4. 4. "EYEBROWS MADE OUT OF SOCKS - on our wedding day!".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    People will do anything for their special day, even this.

    As wife put it, he's a total knitwit.

  5. 5. "A home to rent - with a VORTEX TO THE SPIRIT WORLD".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There really was a spooky ghost house.

    It led the homeowner to exclaim: "It was terrifying - this ghost really had it in for me!"

    There really was a spooky ghost house. Flickr: wrexhamhauntedhouse / Via Creative Commons Licence
  6. 6. "I was visited by Justin Bieber's future GHOST."

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of course Bieber fever is only a terrestrial, real-world phenomenon.

    Of course Bieber fever is only a terrestrial, real-world phenomenon.
  7. 7. "HELP! I'm sexually attracted to BIN MEN".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry bin men, this never happened.

  8. 8. "A haunted house... TURNED MY LOVER GAY".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's true, the sexual orientation of a person was altered by spooky ghosts.

    It can happen.

  9. 9. "SOGGY SPROUTS... So Phil TORCHED the HOUSE!"

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sprouts = no laughing matter.

    Though it was a slightly disproportionate response from Phil.

  10. 10. "I married a GOAT on the internet, but I won't quit Facebook."

    True
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    We're just kidding.

    Although people have married goats before, it doesn't tend to happen on the internet.

  11. 11. "Dieting gave me udders"

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yes, dieting really can give you udders.

  12. 12. "ALLERGIC TO MIRRORS - I've never seen myself".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There are some weird allergies but that, of course, would be ridiculous.

    There are some weird allergies but that, of course, would be ridiculous.
  13. 13. "SPECTRAL JOY: My own GHOST told me I was pregnant!"

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Scientists haven't ruled this out... but it seems unlikely.

  14. 14. "A medieval knight cured my agoraphobia".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A little known fact about medieval knights is their phobia-curing powers.

  15. 15. "I found God... IN MY BUM"

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You can find a lot of things in your bum, but God isn't one of them.

    You can find a lot of things in your bum, but God isn't one of them.
  16. 16. "The day my breasts started TALKING"

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    We made this one up. Breasts don't really talk.

  17. 17. "MAMMA MADE ME FAT - So I'd stay a virgin."

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yes, this is a real headline.

  18. 18. "HURTLING TOWARDS DEATH When Archangel Michael took the wheel".

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Divine intervention comes in strange and unexpected forms.

  19. 19. "SHOCKING PHOBIA! I'm scared of my own vagina."

    Real
    Fake
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Rather than talking to a magazine, what she probably needs is a psychologist.

Can You Tell Which Women's Magazine Headlines Are Real?

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