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Somehow my answers of arts and humanities landed me the result of "aerospace engineer". Now I'm no expert, but I feel like that's the exact opposite of my choices, Buzzfeed

Am Home Depot worker, can confirm

Okay wait back up a second, you're telling me "Let's get it started" is NOT the original lyric??? I hear that song on the radio constantly and I don't think I'm ever going to hear it quite the same way again

Oh, and when I was in 10th grade, the entire school went on lockdown for a few hours and the police were called in because a man with a gun had been spotted around the school. The "gun" was an umbrella shaped like a rifle when it was closed, and the man worked at a store next to the… Read More

-My first grade French teacher was beloved by everyone. He was good at his job, he knew how to have fun, and he loved kids. A bit too much, actually, because it was eventually found that he was molesting three of them every day after school. About halfway through first grade we were… Read More

How am I just now finding out that DiGiorno and Delissio are the same thing??

It would take me one month's worth of work to pay for an entire year of university. Instead it takes me over a year's worth, and that's without spending a single penny. What's been done to tuition rates should be considered a crime.

It's super cool to see New Brunswick being represented for once, and especially seeing Vena Carr in this list! I bought the cutest little fish stickers from her a few years back and I still haven't figured out where to put them

My french teacher in first grade died, we were told it was a heart attack and we all wrote letters of sympathy to his parents. Found out roughly 10 years later that he'd actually been caught sexually assaulting a couple fourth and fifth grade boys (brothers) behind the school and… Read More

Pih-jahm-ahs, may-naze, and pih-kahn