When my son was maybe three, mom, myself, an aunt, and my son went to Applebees. We got a dessert and apparently the spoon had just come out of the hot wash. When we gave my son a bite of the dessert he said, “HOT POON, HOT POON!”. Funnier than shit in a bag.
I would go to the bathroom and light a cigarette then rip off the filter. This was when a cigarette would burn all the way down to the end. I would then get a small wrapping of firecrackers and put the wick in the end where the filter was then set it behind a toilet. Some three or…
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