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    Literally Just 17 Dick Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh

    "I think he's got a boner to pick with me."

    1. When the joke's on you:

    2. When reality sets in:

    3. When a simple pun will do it:

    4. When's it just too easy...

    5. ...seriously:

    6. When the glass is half full:

    7. When things get scientific:

    8. Or mathematical:

    9. When it's all fun and games:

    10. When you're being punny:

    11. When things take a turn:

    12. When you dreamed a dream:

    13. When you wanna stay alive:

    14. When you thought about this irony:

    15. When the penis gets scary:

    16. When you aspire to great things:

    17. And finally, when you're a total genius: