1.
When you leave your bed:
2.
When you become a professional bailer:
3.
When your patience is tested:
4.
When the RBF becomes intentional:
5.
When you use your headphones as a tool:
6.
When you pretend to be busy:
7.
When you can only tolerate yourself:
8.
When you contradict yourself:
9.
When you've seen enough children in your lifetime:
10.
When you give yourself up:
11.
When you don't give a shit:
12.
When you find new ways to get pissed off:
13.
When you're secretly an asshole:
14.
When other people do the most:
15.
When people can't take a hint:
16.
When you won't be caught dead in a public place during prime time:
17.
When you find your idols:
18.
When you find a kindred spirit:
19.
When you're caught in a dilemma:
