ha = I didn’t even think about laughing. It didn’t even cross my mind.
ha. = I'm still not laughing, but the period lets you know just how much I'm not laughing.
haaaaa = I thought about laughing. Keyword: thought.
HAHAHAH = I laughed out loud for once in my life.
Hahah = I think it’s funny, but not funny enough for me to laugh out loud, so I left one “a” off as to not seem too dramatic.
hahahaha = I am laughing to myself alone in a room.
bahah = I'm laughing, but also stuck in 2007.
the noise i just made = What you said was so legitimately funny that I snorted while laughing and it was kinda weird, so I'm glad I can text-describe it instead.
Lmao = I said “HA” out loud.
LMAO = I laughed, but only for like three seconds.
Lmaoooo = I smiled to myself in public but my ass is still in tact and I didn’t even laugh out loud, tbh.
Lmfao = I had to add a "fuck" in there to make sure you knew just how serious I was about me laughing.
Lmbo = I'm laughing, but I'm also a teacher who forgot I'm not near students. Or your dad.
deceased = I'm so alive that I half-smiled at this.
dying = I’m laughing on the inside but look dead on the outside.
I can't breathe = I laughed for like a second and I'm near "dying" but not quite there.
Lol = I feel awkward and I don’t know what else to say but I don’t want to leave you with no text so I sent this — but please know I am definitely not laughing out loud.
LOL = My stupid phone autocorrected to this.
Loooooool = I said "OMG" to myself but still didn’t laugh out loud.
lololol = My life is in shambles, so I'll just lol my way through life 'til I can't lol anymore.
Omfg lol = You just said something wild and I wanna support you, but I also am a lil' scared of you right now.
lolz = I miss MSN messenger.
rofl = Literally no one says this, and if they do, they definitely aren’t rolling on their floors laughing. Besides, it's dirty down there.
How dare you = You're disrespectful but I can't deny that it was funny.
heh = I can't commit to a full "hehe" but I'm sure I'll get there someday.
Hehehehe = What was said doesn’t deserve a full-on belly laugh, but it deserves a good “ha ha” or two.
teehee = I'm cute when I laugh. Or at least I think am. Right? Tell me I'm cute.
💀= I am laughing so hard that I can't even type so I am just sending this emoji because I can no longer breathe.
I hate this lol = I see myself in this and it's funny but I also hate you for it.
😩= How DARE you make me laugh when I have to pee!
Screaming = I definitely laughed but I'm not actually screaming 'cause that would be weird, tbh.
Mwuahaha = I'm low-key a movie villain with a morbid sense of humor.
STOP = I'm literally wheezing. Grab me an inhaler.