1. When pollen has you feeling things you never asked for:
2. When spring is out to end you:
3. When your idea of a good time takes on a new meaning:
4. When you've gone through 3,000 tissues and accept your new red-eyed life:
5. When you look like you've been dragged from the pits of hell:
6. When you want to be blasted off to Mars:
7. When your nose is putting more work in:
8. When your allergies are just plain disrespectful:
Me: Yes, it’s finally nice out! My seasonal allergies: #DragRace
9. When your medication isn't doing ENOUGH:
10. When May 1st creeps in like a thief in the night:
11. When you're ready for spring to end .02 seconds after it begins:
12. When Darwin warned you of this:
13. When you come up with new dreams:
14. When they catch you off guard:
live footage of my allergies hitting me on the first day of May
15. When you are no longer a functioning human:
16. When everyone else's opinions suck:
17. When pollen's ready to strike at any moment:
Me: “who gonna kick my butt? Nobody. “ Pollen:
18. When you're sick of getting your ass kicked by your allergies:
19. When you just have to accept the unfortunate realities of spring:
me: I can’t wait to enjoy this nice spring day my allergies:
20. When you only leave your house during certain seasons:
21. And finally, when you just want them to not:
