Buzz·Posted on Oct 28, 201817 Men Who Went From 0 To 100 Really, REALLY QuicklyCan y'all calm down a bit?by by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This one who waited exactly 31 minutes before writing a whole damn paragraph: Twitter: @str8boytexts 2. Or this one who went from smiley face to "blow me" in less than two hours: Twitter: @dualeapcard 3. This one who can't deal with confidence: Twitter: @str8boytexts 4. This one who can't keep his information straight: Twitter: @str8boytexts 5. This one who absolutely needs to leave Rick and Morty out of this: Twitter: @str8boytexts 6. This one who is trying to ruin pizza for us all: remlovee / Via instagram.com 7. This one who doesn't know what "nah not really" means: Twitter: @str8boytexts 8. This one who absolutely needs to chill out immediately: Twitter: @superboy8500 9. This guy who is absolutely terrible at icebreakers: Twitter: @ladbible 10. This guy who needs to just put his damn phone down: fuckboysfallback / Via instagram.com 11. This one who can't even get the phone number correct: krystacheyenne / Via instagram.com 12. And this guy who went from "alright" to "what the hell is going on?": Twitter: @KingBach 13. This one who truly, truly went from 0 to 1,000,000 for no damn reason: marissalillian / Via instagram.com 14. This...just...it's a lot: hiighviolet / Via instagram.com 15. This guy who needs to learn how to transition topics: Twitter: @str8boytexts 16. This one who went from "oh that's nice" to "wait what": Twitter: @str8boytexts 17. And this one who seriously just needs to calm the fuck down: tindershwinder.tumblr.com h/t str8boytexts, one of the best Twitter accounts of all time.