1. When you look on the bright side:
When your life’s falling apart but you’re trying to stay positive
2. When you've got other things to worry about:
Me watching my life fall apart
3. When you're tired as hell:
Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule
4. When the inner mess begins to manifest in other ways:
parents: your room is a mess me: you should see my life
5. When you find your mantra:
"Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly
6. When you know what to work on:
Things I can do in Animal Crossing that I can't do in real life -complete tasks -invite friends over -get yelled at without crying -pay off loans -fish
7. When you focus on self-care:
me: skincare! my other organs: please help us .
8. When you come up with the perfect excuse:
No mom I didn’t wake up at noon. I woke at 11 and scrolled through all apps in my social media folder for an hour, then I decided to get out of bed
9. When you hope for the best:
My debit card is more like a gift card... not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try
10. When you tell yourself you're fine:
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
11. When life isn't exactly picture perfect:
How's life going? Me:
12. When you ignore all the signs:
if the sex is bad the relationship is over. i can’t be with someone i don’t want to fuck 24/7. would also ignore red flags for good dick. maybe this is why my life is a mess, huh https://t.co/GLXbEvuk21
13. When you refuse to sacrifice sleep for anything...
14. ...That is, if you can even fall asleep:
[trying to sleep] Me: ok, just breathe and relax. Brain: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIGURE OUT THE EXACT MOMENT ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS DIED
15. When your internal dialogue doesn't match your external mood:
16. When you find your purpose:
I'm gonna power the whole country.
17. When you mess up:
me running away from all my problems
18. When your body betrays you:
19. And finally, when you tell one simple lie, over and over again:
all I do is say "no worries" and worry about things