1.
When you betray your dog in the worst possible way:
2.
When you realize you aren't the only one getting doggy kisses:
3.
When your pooch shows your guests a little too much love:
4.
When you have to deal with their shit, literally:
5.
When you wonder what they do at home all day:
6.
When you assume that any wet spot is definitely not water:
7.
When their vomit becomes your problem:
8.
When you wonder why you can't have nice things:
9.
When their farts become your own:
10.
When no lint roller will save you now:
11.
When they spot your dinner plate and lovingly stare you down:
12.
When their barks sound like music to your ears:
13.
When every object in your home has been wrongfully violated:
14.
When you disturb their slumber:
15.
And when they disturb yours:
16.
When they laugh at very idea of bath time:
17.
When they roll around on things you'd rather not think about:
18.
And finally, when your love for them is never-ending.
